I don't know who came up with this , but Daddy got a HUGE kick out of it. And since he lives with four girls I guess I can see how he would feel this way...
Given: Girls take up time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
Since time = money...
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money ^ 2
Since Money = the root of all evil
Girls = the root of all evil ^ 2
Thus...Girls = Evil
An Engineer had to of come up with this.
You know what I love?
Of course you don't ... which is why, to thrill you all ... I am going to tell you.
I love copies the the moment they come out of the copy machine. When they're still warm. It's even better when you have a whole stack of them. And they're all the same, all perfectly the same. And warm...don't forget warm!
It makes you all want to go make copies doesn't it?
Quotes from "I Love Lucy"
Mr. Merriweather: "Oh, you study numerology?"
Lucy: "Of course."
Mr. Merriweather: "I'm a one."
Lucy: "I'm a three."
Ricky: "I'm a five."
Mr. Merriweather: "We're all odd aren't we?"
Lucy: (LOWERS VOICE)
"I had Arthur come over here and I gave him a dacing lesson to get Peggy off your neck."
Ricky: "What are you whispering about ?"
Lucy: "If my feet ever find out it was my idea, they'll kill me!"
Ricky: "I'm making you out a schedule so you can budget your time."
Lucy: "Budget my time? You mean like I budget my money?"
Ricky: "Heaven forbid!"
Ricky: "What do you know about rice?"
Fred: "Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life."
"Tact is the art of making people feel at home,
when that is really where you wish they were."
-Some guy...I can't remember his name
During harmony Highlands Caitlin and I revised an old saying... for the better I think.
"If you've got it and can flaunt it modestly, flaunt it." lol.
Ok, so a frog wanted to build a house. Well he walked into the bank to ask for a loan. The teller whose name was Patty Wack told him she could give him a loan but asked him what he was going to pay collateral with. Mr. Frog brought out a little ceramic dog to pay the collateral. Patty Wack took the little dog and told Mr. Frog that she would have to double check with their boss to make sure that would be an acceptable payment. She showed it to her boss and said, Sir, do we even know what this is? He turned and said, “It’s a nick nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan!”
I know another funny joke about a frog so the next time you see me ask me to tell you the frog joke.
A few moments ago I was wandering through the blogs when the thought entered my head....these people need to post more often....when all of a sudden the thought hit me... I haven't posted in a month! Very hypocritical of me I know. So I decided to come over here and post.
So now I have to think about something to post.....
I never have to look far.... Mary-John and Maitlyn are currently dancing to the previews of a movie.....yes that is correct, the previews of a movie. And now they are comparing thier pajamas.
"Maitlyn! they're both green and pink!" -Mary-John
Now they are singing "who did, who did, swallow Jonah and dancing as they sing.
"Maggie Please watch our dance please!" -Mary-John
"Wow... we can dance really good" -Maitlyn
"Hey hot stuff this is Maitlyn" -Mary-John (MJ is pretending to make a call on Maitlyn's phone)
Whitney just walked up here and said...."What did I miss?"
And Mary-John and Maitlyn continue their Jonah "boogie".....
