Thursday, October 19, 2006

Warm

You know what I love?

Of course you don't ... which is why, to thrill you all ... I am going to tell you.

I love copies the the moment they come out of the copy machine. When they're still warm. It's even better when you have a whole stack of them. And they're all the same, all perfectly the same. And warm...don't forget warm!

It makes you all want to go make copies doesn't it?

Friday, October 06, 2006

I Love Lucy


Quotes from "I Love Lucy"

Mr. Merriweather: "Oh, you study numerology?"

Lucy: "Of course."

Mr. Merriweather: "I'm a one."

Lucy: "I'm a three."

Ricky: "I'm a five."

Mr. Merriweather: "We're all odd aren't we?"





Lucy: (LOWERS VOICE)
"I had Arthur come over here and I gave him a dacing lesson to get Peggy off your neck."

Ricky: "What are you whispering about ?"

Lucy: "If my feet ever find out it was my idea, they'll kill me!"




Ricky: "I'm making you out a schedule so you can budget your time."

Lucy: "Budget my time? You mean like I budget my money?"

Ricky: "Heaven forbid!"



Ricky: "What do you know about rice?"

Fred: "Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life."