Thursday, October 27, 2005

Maggie needs

This is a game borrowed from Dan's blog. You put in Your name needs into the search thingy on the internet browser. This is what came up. Apparently I am very needy!

Maggie needs an alibi

Maggie needs friends-- any takers?

Maggie needs opinions

Maggie needs your help. She got herself into deep debt and sees no way out.

Maggie needs to feel validated

Maggie desperately needs to be transferred to either The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee or the Performing Animal Welfare Society (PAWS) in California, where she would have her choice of companions and ample room to roam in a suitable climate

Maggie needs to learn how to respond to, or not respond to, people, dogs and other stimuli.

Maggie needs caring and understanding, just like Sheila had!

Maggie needs to be with her human all the time!

Maggie needs a cheating fiance.

Maggie needs to live with other elephants in a warm climate.

Maggie needs approval from men.

Maggie needs to get out of her trailer more often.

Maggie needs to find out if her competition is as dominant as she assumes.

Maggie needs to vent her secret love for Richard before she gets caught.

Maggie needs to go to war.

Maggie needs a sane mom more than a banana.

Maggie desperately needs two things: religion and a man who can express his feelings.

Maggie needs a bit more depth.

Maggie needs a bath.

3 comments:

Lynn Bruce said...

MAGGIE! These take the cake. The best I've come across yet.

Go take a bath. Fa-So-La-La will look for the man for you. I'll try to make your mom more sane.

Gotcha covered.

ithchick said...

You have the secret love, I have a Richard. I'll hook ya'll up *wink*

DrSmyth said...

Maggie has lots of needs.